Brant's rebelious Surly Steamroller got into a bit of trouble with the law last night. The bad bad bike parked itself on a rack in an old vending machine area under a stairwell on the Cal Poly campus. University police apparently found this offensive. The impounded bicycle was in no ones way, on no handycap rails. Instead of paying the twenty dollar fine, Brant tried to free his bike and stand up to uptight bureaucracy. Twenty four hours later, after four noble tries to free the innocent victim, Brant still had to catch a ride to his one class at Cuesta, hitchhike home, and take the bus to school the next day.
Brant- 0, UPD-4 (and twenty dollars). Sad day for Brant.
We are happy to say that the bike is back home safe, and far away from our protective services.
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